Go Get Nice Wonderful

The journal Flatmancrooked has launched a really fun regular contest on its website called Nice Wonderful. When you visit their website, near the bottom you'll see this month's untitled book cover. Your job is to title it, then write a back cover blurb. It's free to enter, and the best entry each month earns its inventor a copy of their new anthology. Winning entries, says the website, will typically be funny, lighthearted, and insightful. This month's cover asks you to imagine George Orwell with some grilled meat. What fun!